"Space... the final frontier"

Thursday night I went with Keara, AJ, and Zac to see "Star Trek." When I think of the television series I think of the only thing I had to watch when being sick at my Grandma's house; I see a bald guy that looks like Daddy Warbucks from "Annie" in a futuristic outfit and by futuristic I mean like not really at all; I think of nerds and bad special effects; I think of a show that took up at least two channels during daytime TV. I hate Star Trek.

Wait is this the same actor? Someone let me know!


I loved Star Trek the movie (I'm sure there's a more specific title to go by, but I just don't care to look it up.)- thus proving the movie as a complete failure and deprivation to its loyal fans. I did see these fans losing their mind during the flick through the actions of wheezing, snorting, chuckling, eating, clapping, sitting on the edge of their seats, etc. But I don't know? It seems like the people in it were way too good looking to be space nerdz. If I want to be interested in the technicalities of space shipping and other galaxies I'm going to need some nerdy looking actors to fill me in about it because I cannot take these pretty people seriously...at all. I think I just liked it because of the foreign accents of the Russian boy and Scotty- everyone loves a funny accent, right? The fact of the matter is I didn't get confused once and I knew absolutely nothing about Star Trek. But I guess that's how you reel in the gen-pop community, nerds only buy so many tickets...and they usually go alone, so you can forget that whole idea that when boys are interested in a movie they can persuade their girlfriends to go- which increases ticket sales because these boys don't have anyone to bring but their nerdy comrades. So the poor writers had no choice but to sellout and make a movie that would appeal to even to most uninterested girls like myself. It worked. Congrats you got us all...well maybe just me.


"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."